Ya’ll, I’m telling you I don’t know what happened to my family but it was bad. Maybe the planets aligned or someone put a hex on me. Whoever has my Voodoo Doll needs to give it a back rub and say they’re sorry for this one because it was just rude. Not two days afterContinue reading “Poop Story Double Feature: Part Two, Everybody Poops”
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Poop Story Double Feature: Part One, The Nap That Went Wrong
The start of our tale begins at nap time on an ordinary day. I put the girls down for a nap but they fought it for an hour. They played and giggled and chattered. They weren’t fighting or screaming and I figured they’d fall asleep at some point so I rolled with it. Anything toContinue reading “Poop Story Double Feature: Part One, The Nap That Went Wrong”
A Minute Longer
Dear Tiny Conqueror, You’re fussy tonight. You have a diaper rash, a new tooth, and your sister woke you up. Of course, she settled back down quickly but you’re my finicky sleeper. My dinner is getting cold on the stove as I hold you and settle you down. It’s easy to forget that you andContinue reading “A Minute Longer”
The Mom in the Mirror
I really thought that when I got past my teenage years I would be done doing any major wrestling with my body image. I worked hard to feel comfortable in my skin and be happy with what I looked like without changing it. For a long time I was done. I had some moments hereContinue reading “The Mom in the Mirror”
Where You Go, I Go
My brother and I are 7 years apart but he’s one of my best friends. After all these years I can still remember pacing the the waiting room of the hospital dying to go see my new baby brother. He was my own real life baby doll. I have always been happy that God gaveContinue reading “Where You Go, I Go”
What I Learned From A Fat Boy
You know how sometimes I agree to things because they sound like they’ll make for a good story? Well I did it again. Except this time the joke was on me because it kicked my out of shape ass. A couple of months ago my Mom and Bonus Dad started talking about doing The FatContinue reading “What I Learned From A Fat Boy”
Mom Thoughts
1) They should make toilet seats that change color when there is water/ pee on them. Especially for public bathrooms where small children pee. I’m tired of having a wet butt because I couldn’t see the water before I sat down…God I hope that’s water. 2) Does pool water really change color when you peeContinue reading “Mom Thoughts”
Ooo That Smell!
Yesterday as we headed to a friend’s house we were assaulted by a horrid smell. The Hubs said that he smelled something as soon as he sat in the driver’s seat. What was it? Dog poop?…Again?! We both checked our shoes…Nothing. The Boy checked his…Nothing. Maybe we were imagining things. I sniffed my clothes…Nope. JustContinue reading “Ooo That Smell!”
Self-reflection
It’s 10:30 at night and I’m sitting in my kitchen listening to the coffee pot spit and splutter while I brew up a giant pot of herbal tea. I wonder absentmindedly if our stomachs make similar sounds when we digest. Tonight I have forced myself to slow the hell down. My mind is uneasy. IContinue reading “Self-reflection”
The 40 Day Challenge Continues…
Alright so I’ve had a couple slip ups along the way with my 40 bags in 40 days Lenten promise but I’m at the correct number of bags so I’ll call it a win. I find that it’s changing my life in weird ways. I’m realizing just how much stuff I’ve been holding on toContinue reading “The 40 Day Challenge Continues…”
Mom Van Confessions 