I haven’t talked about my professional life on here much but its one of the best and craziest parts of my life right now. I work in a very fun environment where we embrace the differences of in our team and even encourage them. We work with children and its my opinion that exposing childrenContinue reading “Fun Facts”
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Purple Baby Food
I love it when I feel like I don’t have any weird/funny stories to share with you and God looks down and says ” I got you boo.” (Queen Latifah voice remember.) Last night I excitedly fed the twins PURPLE baby food. I can’t even remember what was in it but I was so excitedContinue reading “Purple Baby Food”
Some Traditions Are Meant To Be Broken
I’m very fortunate as a new Mom to have found some awesome Mom friends who I can turn to when things are insane (which is pretty much all the time). One of these dear friends is Hillary. We connect on many levels. As she says, “While I’m sure most working Moms live a life ofContinue reading “Some Traditions Are Meant To Be Broken”
My Trolling Motor
I believe that oftentimes laughter is the only thing that keeps me going. Sometimes I think of it like a little trolling motor on the crazy ass pontoon boat that is my life. Once, while out on the lake my grandparents lived on, the motor stopped working on their party barge. We were close enoughContinue reading “My Trolling Motor”
Shit!
I started writing my post for yesterday and just couldn’t get into the groove so I stepped away from it. Now I think it was meant to happen. So here you are, a special Thursday addition of Mom Van Confessions. This morning I took the Twins to their 9 month check up. As I satContinue reading “Shit!”
That Time I Lost My Husband
A couple of months ago I lost my husband…in our house…for about six hours. Yes, you read that right. Take a minute to read it again if you need. I’ll wait… A few things are worth noting here: 1) My Husband HAS disappeared before. PTSD is a bitch. We’ll talk about that one day. 2)Continue reading “That Time I Lost My Husband”
How I Know I’m Sleep Deprived
1) I’m up at 3am writing this… Why am I up? Because I woke up in a panic thinking that I forgot to set my alarm for work tomorrow. Good job survival instinct! Right? Wrong! I’ve done this twice tonight and I don’t even have work tomorrow or the next day. Chances are I’ll freakContinue reading “How I Know I’m Sleep Deprived”
The Mom Van
The Mom Van and I have only been a team for about 6 months but she’s an essential part of our family. The kids even have a theme song for her. (Basically they just scream “Nananananananana MOM VAN!” to the tune of the old Batman theme song.) I didn’t want a Mom Van though. IContinue reading “The Mom Van”
My Wacky Week…So Far
Since its been an interesting week already I thought I’d share some of the crazy with you. Here are a few of the ridiculous things that have happened this week in chronological order. 1) The Girls Took Their 1st Christmas Pictures… Our family photographer is infinitely patient thank God! They spent most of the timeContinue reading “My Wacky Week…So Far”
A Letter to My Twins
Dear Tiny Babies, Please, please slow down. You are the first and last children that I will carry in my body and while I love to celebrate your every milestone I also selfishly mourn because they are milestones I will never get the chance to celebrate again. So I get just the once with you.Continue reading “A Letter to My Twins”