Am I the only person that gives their past self feedback? I do it all the time.
Put the clothes in the dryer last night even though I was tired? Great job Past Diana.
Decided that freeze tag was a good idea at the company team building night? F U Past Diana! You are the worst.
Posted on Facebook in 2010 that life was hard? Oh sweet little Past Diana! You didn’t know shit but it was hard then so I’ll let it slide.
I talk to Past Diana a lot. We have a love hate relationship but I’m stuck with her so I make due. I talk to Future Diana sometimes too.
Dear Future Diana, Please forgive me for the foot long chili cheese dog with onions that I’m about to eat. I hope you have Tums ready.
Dear Future Diana, I’m sorry I haven’t slept much and have surely made things stressful for you. I tried.
Dear Future Diana, I hope you have as much fun remembering this time as I’m having living it. Please don’t forget this part.
Dear Future Diana, Don’t be so hard on yourself. If you ever have doubts just talk to Past Diana. She’ll help you through. Hang in there. You are strong and powerful and I love you.
Mom Van Confessions 